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Total Medals Earned: 996 (From 164 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 14,450 Points

Internet Avenger

Medals Earned: 5/8 (140/365 points)

Beat Mosaic 5 Points

Boss #1

Beat Netscape 10 Points

Boss #2

Beat Opera 25 Points

Boss #3

Beat Mozilla 50 Points

Boss #5

Beat Safari 50 Points

Boss #4

Error 25 Points

Crash the game... and your computer?

Beat Chrome 100 Points

Boss #6

Secret Medal ????? Points

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It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

It's a wonderful FULP!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/135 points)

Captain 5 Points

What? No Steve?

Best game ever! 5 Points

Your tearing me apart Lisa!

Leo's Socks 5 Points

There fo yo feet silly!

No touchy touchy! 5 Points

Play the game Satan sayz "It looks so real!"

Sexual Lobster doll 5 Points

Real men play with dolls. Don't they?

Wade's Ban Hammer! 5 Points

Oh SNAP!

Weebl's Waffels! 5 Points

Yum Yum!

Merry Christmas! 100 Points

Be here on Dec 25

K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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K.O.L.M.I.A.M.

Medals Earned: 2/22 (10/200 points)

Beat Level 1 5 Points

Beat Level 1

Beat Level 2 5 Points

Beat Level 2

Beat Level 10 5 Points

Beat Level 10

Beat Level 11 5 Points

Beat Level 11

Beat Level 12 5 Points

Beat Level 12

Beat Level 13 5 Points

Beat Level 13

Beat Level 14 5 Points

Beat Level 14

Beat Level 15 5 Points

Beat Level 15

Beat Level 3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

Beat Level 4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

Beat Level 5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

Beat Level 6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

Beat Level 7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

Beat Level 8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

Beat Level 9 5 Points

Beat Level 9

Beat Level 16 10 Points

Beat Level 16

Beat Level 17 10 Points

Beat Level 17

Beat Level 18 10 Points

Beat Level 18

Beat Level 19 10 Points

Beat Level 19

Beat Level 20 10 Points

Beat Level 20

CHALLENGE MODE COMPLETE 25 Points

Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.

15 MINUTE CHALLENGE MODE 50 Points

Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.

Knightin'

Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)

Super Sharp Sword 5 Points

Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step.

Shield of Protection 5 Points

Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that.

Ring of Speed 10 Points

Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring.

Ghost Amulet 10 Points

Makes you invulnerable! But only after you were hurt...

Glug-Glug-Glug 25 Points

Big Red Potions... There is always not enough of them.

The Goal! 25 Points

Qaug is dead. Are you happy now?

Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 11/25 (245/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 3/27 (20/1,000 points)

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

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LARRY: Doug-Out

Medals Earned: 5/7 (195/270 points)

Best Quality In Town 10 Points

Max upgrades in ale quality.

Maxed Weapons 10 Points

Max upgrades in weapons.

Bloody Doug 25 Points

Beat doug to his bloodiest.

Endurance Master 50 Points

Last up to day 15.

Massive Score 100 Points

Reach a score of 1 million

Perfect Run 25 Points

Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.

Maxed Money 50 Points

Earn over $2000 in one day.

Laser Pointer

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)

Secret Button 5 Points

Can you find it?

Secret Medal ????? Points

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